Tupacaroni

I really like Food Network. So I have many chefs that I enjoy watching: Tyler Florence, Alton Brown, those Iron guys. But where's my all-time fave?

CHEF BOYARDEE

The man can't get a reality show, a biography, not even a Friars Roast.

My friends insist that the great Boyardee is dead.

But that's what they said about Tupac
And how many albums after his so-called "death" did he release?
If Boyardee is dead, then who's making all those cans of beefaroni?

Do you think Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ravioli cooks itself?