Schmuzzin

My cousin..
hovers in my personal space
repeats outloud everything he sees
loves the Military Channel
was bored by Saving Private Ryan
doesn't like shoot-em-up video games
orders pay-per-view movies accidentally
still calls me Chachen, which means "older brother"
tells me whenever the light is green
probably hates it here
is gonna have to get a job
just got his Social Security Number
doesn't eat meat
loves cricket
will probably never like it here
should just become a stand up comic.