Miss Her, Kiss Her, Love Her
I once was whole. Solid. Pristene. Noble, strong. Elegance glistened from my countenance like glitter on a stripper. If I was a rock formation, I'd be Gibraltar.
But all that has changed. I am transformed. What once was considered unscathed and unaltered has now been tinkered, contaminated, and altogether deteriorated. My soul has regressed from a Gibraltar-like status to that of the Grand Canyon. From world-wide natural wonder to a tourist attraction. From a shining example of God's power to the place where Bobby and Cindy Brady once got lost.
I was happy, sincere, full of dreams and other positive hallucinations. But then SHE came into my life... Like the Colorado River. Emotionally eroding everything that I thought was real. She altered my perception with one twist and turn of her rapidly moving waters.
Her name? That's not important. What is important is that I'll never get what I once had, back. She's taken that away. She's made her mark.. And I have the postcard to prove it
Her name? Still not important. That's not why I wrote this blog. I wrote to express. I wrote to confess. I wrote to digress from all the ridiculous monotony that this blog has crumbled itself into.
Her name? Will you quit asking me? What? Do you wanna hook up with her? Back off. Quit being so nosy. I told you it's not important. Look, I shouldn't have even said anything. Next time I'll just keep it to my own brain blog. The one that never gets uploaded for public consumption. Thanks alot. I'm trying to make a point and this whole time you're just trying to get into her panties. Look, I thought you'd listen and instead you're hung up on her name. Fine. I'll give it to you
Stand-up Comedy
Don't ever get involved with her. She's poison. Poison. Poison. Poison. P-P-P-P-P Poison.
But all that has changed. I am transformed. What once was considered unscathed and unaltered has now been tinkered, contaminated, and altogether deteriorated. My soul has regressed from a Gibraltar-like status to that of the Grand Canyon. From world-wide natural wonder to a tourist attraction. From a shining example of God's power to the place where Bobby and Cindy Brady once got lost.
I was happy, sincere, full of dreams and other positive hallucinations. But then SHE came into my life... Like the Colorado River. Emotionally eroding everything that I thought was real. She altered my perception with one twist and turn of her rapidly moving waters.
Her name? That's not important. What is important is that I'll never get what I once had, back. She's taken that away. She's made her mark.. And I have the postcard to prove it
Her name? Still not important. That's not why I wrote this blog. I wrote to express. I wrote to confess. I wrote to digress from all the ridiculous monotony that this blog has crumbled itself into.
Her name? Will you quit asking me? What? Do you wanna hook up with her? Back off. Quit being so nosy. I told you it's not important. Look, I shouldn't have even said anything. Next time I'll just keep it to my own brain blog. The one that never gets uploaded for public consumption. Thanks alot. I'm trying to make a point and this whole time you're just trying to get into her panties. Look, I thought you'd listen and instead you're hung up on her name. Fine. I'll give it to you
Stand-up Comedy
Don't ever get involved with her. She's poison. Poison. Poison. Poison. P-P-P-P-P Poison.