Party Planning
So if you scroll down one blog entry, you'll find out that my friend asked me to be the Best Man at his wedding next year. Turns out, I'm the only guy amongst all the groomsmen who's not married, which not only makes me the Best Man but the Smartest Man too. The only tuxedo-ed up guy in the wedding party who can make his own decisions and can stay out as long as he wants.
And also, being the newly crowned Best Man, it's my responsibility to organize the bachelor party.. so here we go..
Bachelor Party Itinerary Draft Number One
2:00 - Play a round of golf with the guys. Hit a few balls. Toss back some Bud Lights
5:30 - Head back to the bungalow and wash up. Get all clean, ironed and decked out for dinner
6:30 - Go to Chili's (cus hey, it's his special night) Pretend to go to the bathroom and use that opportunity to sneak away and tell the waitress that we have a "husband-to-be" at our table. She brings the complimentary brownie, makes him wear a sombrero, and dance to the waitstaff's hymns
8:00 - Head back to the bungalow because I've rented The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. He's a huge fan and never had the chance to watch all 3 movies: back-to-back-to-back. It's something he's always wanted to do and what better time than his bachelor party? Cus after all, his fiancee doesn't appreciate fantasy movies
11:30 - The hookers come over
11:32 - Dispose of their bodies
11:40 - Drink some hot cocoa and have group prayer then continue watching Lord of the Rings.
Whenever you're on a plane and the flight attendant walks down your aisle with her cart and asks you,
"Would you like something to eat?"
Immediately grab your barf bag and say
"No thank you, I packed my own lunch"
And also, being the newly crowned Best Man, it's my responsibility to organize the bachelor party.. so here we go..
Bachelor Party Itinerary Draft Number One
2:00 - Play a round of golf with the guys. Hit a few balls. Toss back some Bud Lights
5:30 - Head back to the bungalow and wash up. Get all clean, ironed and decked out for dinner
6:30 - Go to Chili's (cus hey, it's his special night) Pretend to go to the bathroom and use that opportunity to sneak away and tell the waitress that we have a "husband-to-be" at our table. She brings the complimentary brownie, makes him wear a sombrero, and dance to the waitstaff's hymns
8:00 - Head back to the bungalow because I've rented The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. He's a huge fan and never had the chance to watch all 3 movies: back-to-back-to-back. It's something he's always wanted to do and what better time than his bachelor party? Cus after all, his fiancee doesn't appreciate fantasy movies
11:30 - The hookers come over
11:32 - Dispose of their bodies
11:40 - Drink some hot cocoa and have group prayer then continue watching Lord of the Rings.
Whenever you're on a plane and the flight attendant walks down your aisle with her cart and asks you,
"Would you like something to eat?"
Immediately grab your barf bag and say
"No thank you, I packed my own lunch"
posted by Paul at 9:25 AM
4 Comments:
Wait...
Is that the extended edition super dragon ultra edition trilogy back to back or just the regular 2 disc dvds back to back?
Hey it's a rough draft, not the final copy. Even the Bible went through a revision or two
Paul - I did a clean set. I'm shocked. Hope you're doing well.
j
Whats wrong with the world when Jenn starts doing a clean set and I'm writing a blog entry about killing hookers? People, start praying.
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