It's the 1st of the Month
Great song
Since it's officially the season of giving, let's talk about receiving
My cousin not only receives gifts under the Christmas tree but gifts in his stocking as well. Stocking stuffers is what his parents call them. Last year he got a $55 video game in his stocking alone. Really? When I was 12, I got a video game as my gift. You know what I got in the stocking?
The receipt
Buying gifts is impossible anyway. I think everyone should be registered at the store of their choice, much like married couples do, so it's easy to know what they want. Surprises are so overrated anyway. They're expected now. Ever been dating someone who always drops hints as to "what they could use" and "what they wish they had". I don't think I've ever heard the word IPOD dropped so many times in the span of 3 months.
My birthday's a month away and I'm so low-key/low-maintenance/low-budget/low-down that all I want is a drink bought and dinner. Feed the skinny boy. Get him some liquor. Pay him a phony compliment and tell him he's funny.
Happy Birthday for Paul
Heading out to Detroit tomorrow. Not for a show. Eminem asked me to bring it. So I am.
Leave a worthwhile comment.
Since it's officially the season of giving, let's talk about receiving
My cousin not only receives gifts under the Christmas tree but gifts in his stocking as well. Stocking stuffers is what his parents call them. Last year he got a $55 video game in his stocking alone. Really? When I was 12, I got a video game as my gift. You know what I got in the stocking?
The receipt
Buying gifts is impossible anyway. I think everyone should be registered at the store of their choice, much like married couples do, so it's easy to know what they want. Surprises are so overrated anyway. They're expected now. Ever been dating someone who always drops hints as to "what they could use" and "what they wish they had". I don't think I've ever heard the word IPOD dropped so many times in the span of 3 months.
My birthday's a month away and I'm so low-key/low-maintenance/low-budget/low-down that all I want is a drink bought and dinner. Feed the skinny boy. Get him some liquor. Pay him a phony compliment and tell him he's funny.
Happy Birthday for Paul
Heading out to Detroit tomorrow. Not for a show. Eminem asked me to bring it. So I am.
Leave a worthwhile comment.
posted by Paul at 11:40 AM
6 Comments:
Hey! The worth while comment thing was for me wasn't it.
Tom, it's only directed at you, if you feel like you don't make worthwhile comments. If you feel what you leave is enriching and, most importantly, funny then no, that comment is not directed towards you.
Oh and "ilovepaulvarghese" since we won't be able to celebrate capricornuses, the joint birthday party and chocolate cake shots will have to wait. Instead, I'll just smoke a JOINT on my BIRTHDAY and have my own PARTY and when I get the munchies, eat some CHOCOLATE CAKE, by myself, alone in my apartment, cry myself to sleep and be found 2 days later SHOT.
Joint-Birthday Party-Chocolate Cake-Shot..Yeah I think I covered it all
I chuckle insanely every time I post here so guess that wasn't directed at me. Maybe someday others will see the inner beauty of my commentary and we can all hold hands in the comedic circle of life. I would like to think that there is a little Doof in all of us. Well, just the chicks. Okay, only the hot ones. The drops on this post are not orange soda. They are tears of joy. I don't want to be famous. I just want to doink hot chicks like I am.
hey man just droppin in to say ...hey.
im getting fifa 2006 for christmas. thts it.
I'm gonna work on my Christmas list too.
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