Nanoo Nanoo
Where are you going for lunch?
Lunch at a day job always reminded me of recess. The teacher would bring out the box of toys to pick from. That's like the choice of restaurants you have at 12pm. The difference is, never at recess did you have to play with the football because the other kid, who decided whether you passed the first grade or not, wanted to play with it first.
If promotions are given at a lunch or dinner meeting, what happens when you get demoted?
"Paul, I didn't bring you to the vending machine for a Snickers.."
War of the Worlds comes out today. The aliens are trying to rid the world of Tom Cruise. He's so annoying and overexposed that other planets are flying in just to nuke him. Thank you Zorbot the Mighty!
Aliens should take over this world. Then they could look out for all the rest of us aliens. Make my uncles who are illegal, legal. Or maybe we immigrants, who everyone calls aliens, are the real aliens. That's why Indians run all these internet servers and computer companies. Chinese people run all the restaurants. The rest of the Asians are doctors or lawyers. Hispanics do everything else. That's how we're taking over. Not by laser beams but by the American Dream
Mu-ha-ha-ha!
Soon puny earthlings, we will be taking over your comedy clubs as well. Come watch the revolution begin next Friday July 8th in Skokie, Illinois. Click here for tickets.
Lunch at a day job always reminded me of recess. The teacher would bring out the box of toys to pick from. That's like the choice of restaurants you have at 12pm. The difference is, never at recess did you have to play with the football because the other kid, who decided whether you passed the first grade or not, wanted to play with it first.
If promotions are given at a lunch or dinner meeting, what happens when you get demoted?
"Paul, I didn't bring you to the vending machine for a Snickers.."
War of the Worlds comes out today. The aliens are trying to rid the world of Tom Cruise. He's so annoying and overexposed that other planets are flying in just to nuke him. Thank you Zorbot the Mighty!
Aliens should take over this world. Then they could look out for all the rest of us aliens. Make my uncles who are illegal, legal. Or maybe we immigrants, who everyone calls aliens, are the real aliens. That's why Indians run all these internet servers and computer companies. Chinese people run all the restaurants. The rest of the Asians are doctors or lawyers. Hispanics do everything else. That's how we're taking over. Not by laser beams but by the American Dream
Mu-ha-ha-ha!
Soon puny earthlings, we will be taking over your comedy clubs as well. Come watch the revolution begin next Friday July 8th in Skokie, Illinois. Click here for tickets.
posted by Paul at 11:09 AM
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