Boom Bap
You're at a stoplight. The car next to you, rolls up .. windows rolled down .. music blasting. You're forced to listen to what they're listening to. You don't even know them and now they've become your IPod.
I used to be that guy 10 years ago and I'll tell you why people do that. Because deep down, we hope that when another car pulls up next to us at the stoplight, they'll roll down their window and say
"Excuse me young man. I couldn't help but overhear the rambunctious rap song emanating from your speaker system. I chalk our meeting up to destiny because it just so happens that earlier today my radio broke and I had nothing to listen to. What is the name of that song that makes you and all the surrounding vehicles bounce like so? Perhaps after you share that knowledge with me, you can then tell me how to get my car seat to recline as far back as yours. I would love to experience what it's like to drive on the road while facing upwards."
I had the whole get-up in high school. I blasted music. I sagged my pants. Not because I was gangsta .. but because I had no ass to hold them up. I laughed my ass off when I was 8 after listening to a Bill Cosby record and ..
It never grew back.
Ever seen someone whose car window is missing, so they replace it with plastic wrap? I guess that's to prevent the driver from getting freezer burn. Sometimes you'll see someone who has a trash bag taped on instead .. and you know what that is
Tinted windows.
I used to be that guy 10 years ago and I'll tell you why people do that. Because deep down, we hope that when another car pulls up next to us at the stoplight, they'll roll down their window and say
"Excuse me young man. I couldn't help but overhear the rambunctious rap song emanating from your speaker system. I chalk our meeting up to destiny because it just so happens that earlier today my radio broke and I had nothing to listen to. What is the name of that song that makes you and all the surrounding vehicles bounce like so? Perhaps after you share that knowledge with me, you can then tell me how to get my car seat to recline as far back as yours. I would love to experience what it's like to drive on the road while facing upwards."
I had the whole get-up in high school. I blasted music. I sagged my pants. Not because I was gangsta .. but because I had no ass to hold them up. I laughed my ass off when I was 8 after listening to a Bill Cosby record and ..
It never grew back.
Ever seen someone whose car window is missing, so they replace it with plastic wrap? I guess that's to prevent the driver from getting freezer burn. Sometimes you'll see someone who has a trash bag taped on instead .. and you know what that is
Tinted windows.
posted by Paul at 3:52 PM
3 Comments:
Don't make fun of my trash bag. It's cool!
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